hey penguins. its emeraldine13. here is a quick run through of the newspaper. Aunt arctic has become the editor and she is going to let us write the articles! there will be more info in next weeks paper about that. you can now go on the Migrator because it is done, but its dirty and you cant go into the Hold yet. they need a way to contact rockhopper and the choices are, fireworks, bells, and giant snowballs. id pick fireworks myself. tune ups should be done april 7th. they will be adding rockhoppers log to the Book Room too. the next stage show will be on the 11th and it will have a jungle/adventure theme i think. the answer to Aunt Arctics unusual poem was that not a single word had the letter E. the letter E is the most used letter in the english language so that made it unusual. i can see why not that many people got it! and last but not least a Tie section will be added to the Clothing Catalog. the last time a tie was featured was….. geez october 05′! april is going to be packed with stuff!
April 3, 2008
I’m the 3rd Admin!!!
hi im emeraldine13 and i am one of the new admins! some of you may remember i took over doughnut’s site for awhile when he needed a break. i will post whenever there is a new thing in cp that hasnt been posted about yet. my other site is http://www.emeraldine13.wordpress.com so check it out if you can.
here is my player card so you know who i am.
March 31, 2008
Screenhog posted!
For the first time ever, Screenhog posted! This is what he said:
Hey guys! It’s me, Screenhog!
Have you been enjoying the April Fools Party? I know I have! The April Fools Party is probably my favorite Club Penguin party of the year, just because of all of the neat things we can put in it that we wouldn’t be able to do for any other party.
Have you seen absolutely everything in the April Fools Party yet? Are you sure? Here’s a master checklist for you, just to make sure that you’ve seen it all:
Whew! That’s a lot of stuff! The artists sure did a great job in this party!
Did I miss anything in my master checklist? Which part is your favorite?
March 30, 2008
New Admin Nick The Man!
Hi, I’m one of your five new admins on the site and will help out as much as I can. To get to my site click my player card.
March 29, 2008
New Admin Burgers Rule!
Hey, I’m a new Admin on the site! Here is my pic:
I hope to help out as much as possible here!
You can get to my own site by going to the blogroll or clicking my site banner.
My Newest (and bestest) story yet
Here it is, Enjoy:
The Box…
While a rover on Mars is digging for samples, it suddenly hits something under the initial layer of rock. It is a vaulted box. When it is safely landed on earth, fifty-nine of NASA’s brightest engineers open it. Unfortunately—or perhaps fortunately– one of them, a man by the name of Harold Stevens, is sick. A few days later he arrives back at work, only to find everyone dead. As he explores deeper into the NASA building he sees something even more disturbing: the box is open. The box is empty.
● ● ●
“Harold to probe room… Harold to probe room,” the speaker bellowed. Harold let out a long sigh. How was he going to finish his job if the rookie kept calling him back every five minutes?
He could see perspiration gleaming on the rookie’s head as he entered the room. He could also see a few buttons flashing red. A bad sign already. “What is it Parish?” he asked, giving his voice authority.
“Something’s wrong with the probe! I just started digging and the maintenance button started flashing and the drill stopped, and I lost the connections for a second. I think the drill is damaged somehow,” he said waiting for fireworks to explode from Harold’s mouth.
Normally Harold would be very angry, but he was in a particularly good mood that day.
“This is a serious situation. Pull a chair over for me. Okay, first thing we’re going to do is check to see if the link is valid. Phone over to David,” Harold said, pulling a microphone headset over his ears. “Yes… Yes. We need you to check the link between home and probe AD-9… ok, can you see why we lost the link?”
Parish pulled on his headset and heard David say, “I dunno… it came up unregistered…was there any area in particular you used before it shut down?”
Parish replied, “Left drill rim.”
“Okay, let me do a scan of the area… The drill is busted.”
“What!” Parish and Harold simultaneously replied.
“Yeah, I used the emergency monitor. It looks like you must’ve hit something hard… because the point lost it’s sersation.”
Harold glanced over to Parish and raised his eyebrow. Catching his look Parish said, “Um.. Would you mind checking to see what it broke on?”
“Sure, but it was probably just rust. I mean the thing has been up there for a y–” Suddenly the only thing you could hear was the soft buzzing of the headphone.
“David… Hello? David, are you there?” Harold glanced over to Parish and gave him a nod. Parish pressed the speaker button and said loudly, “Security to Tech Room!”
A few moments later there was a loud shuffling outside. Harold lifted himself off his seat and headed for the tech room. Parish followed, right behind him.
There was an eerie silence as they opened the door. The electricity was off, and the security team was huddled around David. It only took one look to see that David had fainted.
The guards then asked Parish a few questions: “What were you talking about, Where were you, Did something sound off when he was talking to you?
Parish answered them straightforwardly.
After about two more minutes all but two of the guards had left with David in a stretcher. They said after a cursory scan of him that he had probably fainted from fear or shock.
“Probably a rat or something,” the guard concluded.
The last guard then asked if he was looking at anything in particular at the time he fainted. Parish then gave somewhat of a snort and said, “The screen… Where else?” The other guard then hearing this turned the electricity back on. A stunned silence came over Parish and Harold as they saw what was on the screen. With a ghostly silence spread over the room. The guard asked, “Ummm. What is that?”
Parish said stumbling on his words, “Sss-something that a rr-rover on Mars had dug up.” The security guard then looked back at the screen. He raised his sunglasses to make sure he was really seeing this. On the screen was a box, a vaulted metal box.
“Parish?” Harold said with a bit of a squeak in his words.
“Y-yes sir?”
“I want you to launch that probe down here immediately, with the box attached to it!”
“Yes sir!” Parish said and walked back into his station, eager to get the job done.
Two Months Later
Today was the big day! Today was the day Harold would get his big promotion, be interviewed in the news, become famous! The probe had finally landed safely with the box. The rest of NASA had kept it all hush-hush. Not even the CIA knew about this. Harold had planned everything out. He was going to show it to the rest of the engineers, then they would open it, (all fifty-nine of them) and hopefully find something. Hopefully.
Harold was adjusting his necktie when a sudden woozy feeling came over him. The world was beginning to spin… He could suddenly hear himself thinking out loud, cars were passing by him, his toothbrush was dancing. He was sick.
“Ohhh,” Harold moaned. “Don’t let me be sick today. Today of all days?” With this Harold hit the floor. Blackout.
One Week Later
Harold slowly opened his eyes. There was a bright light above him. Oh, so maybe I’m in the hospital, Harold thought. He was. After not showing up for work that day, Parish had contacted authorities. When they found him lying on the floor of his apartment they rushed him to the hospital. All this was explained after the surgeon told Harold he’d had a minor stroke. They couldn’t find a reason why though. He had no family history, he didn’t have any blockages, his blood pressure was low and as far as the surgeon could tell, Harold was a healthy man.
About an hour later Parish and a friend visited Harold’s hospital room. They said NASA was waiting for him to open the box. At this Harold felt relieved, yet, he couldn’t help feeling something was off with Parish. But he chose to ignore it. They talked about what could be in the box for a while, then moved on to the stroke. Parish, concluding the conversation, said, “God works in mysterious ways.” Then he left with his friend. After drifting off a little a thought struck Harold, Parish and his friend had had deep blue eyes. Didn’t Parish have brown eyes? “Oh well,” he thought, and fell asleep.
The Next Day
Harold was straightening his necktie. He had checked and rechecked his appearance. Finally he was ready to show the engineers the box. He hopped into the car and began reviewing his speech in his head while driving.
“Ladies and Gentlemen.” (He passed a blue speed sign.) “I have made a discovery of such proportion, it will change the world as we know it.” (Just then a sleek blue Porsche zipped by.) “It is… a vaulted box from Mars!” Harold pulled into the full parking lot. “That’s weird,” Harold thought. “Huh. I guess everyone came to see me.”
As Harold entered the building, he immediately noticed something was wrong. Instead of the usual commotion from the various rooms, a silence filled the corridor. Harold slowly walked through the doors of his office. Everyone was there, “Oh thank God, I thought I was going crazy.” No one spoke. “Hello? Hello?! Is anyone here?” No one answered. No one stirred. Nothing moved. Harold, engulfed in fear, crept over to a woman’s desk. She looked fine…until he noticed something on her neck. It was a tiny slit. Harold screamed. Then he noticed something else, the color in her eyes was gone. They were dead white. Harold ran to a few other people. They all had slits and no eye color. Drowning in fear, Harold burst into Parish’s office. No one was inside. Then a new thought struck Harold, “Oh my god, THE BOX!”
Harold rushed to the meeting room, and flung the door open. It looked like a scene from the Bible. Everyone was in some pose, eyes wide open, mouths dropped, hands shielding eyes. And in the center of the scene was the box, door swung wide open. And there was Parish sprawled on the floor, throat slit, eye color gone. “What… how is this possible?” Harold grabbed Parish’s limp body. “You said they waited for me, YOU SAID THEY WAITED!” No one answered. Something stirred. Something moved. Harold jumped to his feet, scanned the room, and began running. Long cold arms stopped him in his tracks. Harold slowly turned around to see what awaited him. It was a sleek brown figure with blazing blue eyes. Under a twisted grin the alien said, “You’re next.”
Harold quickly turned around, trying to escape. There was another alien in front of him. He was nearly surrounded. After a quick scan of the room, Harold saw one opportunity to escape.
Harold closed his eyes trying to show no fear and said, “Why?”
The aliens stopped. “Well, Harold. You see, you have something we need. Something up there,” the alien said tapping Harold’s head with its claw. Seeing the opportunity, Harold drove his fist into the alien’s gut. He made a break for it, but was quickly grabbed by the other alien, and thrown against the wall, as if he were a doll. The only thing that separated him from the aliens was a desk. The blow to the wall had dazed him, but he knew this would be the end. After a few long moments the alien sprang at him. Harold closed his eyes waiting for long claws. They never came. When he opened his eyes, he saw the alien laying on the ground dazed. “What the…” Harold said, and then saw the giant horseshoe magnet on the desk. He grabbed it and pushed it forward. Suddenly the remaining alien was thrown back, and hit the ground with a thud. Harold ran forward with the magnet until he had the alien pinned to the wall. He slowly began pushing harder inch by inch, until there were two large holes in the alien. It was dead.
Then Harold began to run. He needed to escape the place. Just as he ran into the parking lot Harold realized, “Wait. What happened to the first alien?” Harold ran back inside, but the first aliens corpse was nowhere to be found. But neither was the dead one’s. “Huh, do they disintegrate when they die?”
“Hopefully.” Harold thought. “Hopefully.”
15 Years Later
Harold, the new head of NASA, leaned back on the sofa, beer in hand, and flipped on the TV. It had been a good day, and he was looking forward to a relaxing night at home. He put on the evening news, where they were doing a special on the primary season. They said a young Floridian Senator was making a startling run for the presidency. After a few seconds, his picture flashed onto the screen. In that moment shivers ran through Harold’s back. He paused and rewound the TV, back to the image.
The future president of the United States of America had familiar blue eyes.
I Really Need Admins!
Hi everyone!
As you can tell i really need admins. I’m starting baseball season, and i have it six days a week, for two and a half hours a day. Pretty crazy… So yah, im looking for about 5 admins. Comment, ill check your site out, and probably say yes.
March 28, 2008
April Fools Day Party/ New Pin/ The test servers are crazy!!!
Hey Everyone!
This is possibly the greatest party i’ve ever seen! There a few a free items such as:
Swirly Glasses: (location: Cove)
Free item #2: The propellor cap: (location: Ski Village)
Also the new pin is a pencil by the mine. Connect the dots, and you’ll see it!
Oh yah, btw if you log onto the test server, you’ll find yourself looking like this:
And please visit, every single room of this party, they are totally worth it!
Doughnut861 
March 27, 2008
New Paper
Hey everyone im in a big rush today because i’ve got baseball. If you dont believe me ask mr bigman, were in the same league. Well here is the paper: Click HERE
sry sry sry
Doughnut861
March 26, 2008
Really Scared right now…
Hey everyone.
It’s me Doughnut861… Well, if you haven’t noticed yet, one of the greatest cp hacking sites was shut down yesterday by clubpenguin. It was www.mike92.wordpress.com . Now, im no major hacker, but i do have a few hacks here and there. Look, if clubpenguin ever shuts down my site i will post my new site location at www.burgersrule.wordpress.com . As long as burgers is ok with it. I know i sound like im over-stressing this, but im not.
In happier news, i’ve just about completed my longest (but best) story yet.
March 23, 2008
Huge Find!
Hi everyone it’s Doughnut861 here. I was browsing around the web when i suddenly came to this: Click HERE
It’s Rocketsnail, the site that made clubpenguin! If you just type in rocketsnail.com , the site will be closed, you can actually view the site with this!
thanx
Doughnut861 
March 21, 2008
New Paper/ Easter Egg Hunt
Hey everyone, sorry i haven’t been able to post lately. My mom forced me to make a last minute scavenger hunt for my neighbors. In fact, i’ve been working non-stop for a LONG TIME. In fact, im sneaking time now, so i dont have alot of time to make a great post. But here is the stuff:
Egg 1: The Light in the mine!
Egg 2: Walls of the Dojo!
Egg 3: In a puffle cage in the puffle shop
Egg 4: In a box in the lodge attic
Egg 5: Lantern between plaza and puffle shop
Egg 6: The dress up sign in the gift shop
Egg 7: A cactus in the Book Room
Egg 8: A piece of wood at the pier at the dock
Those are all the eggs, for a prize, you get green bunny ears!
Here is the latest paper: (click the pic)
March 17, 2008
A preview to my next story!
Hey everyone, im writing a new story for school. It is somewhat of a sci-fi thriller, i’ve only done one fourth of it though. Here is a short preview of it:
The Box…
While a probe on mars is digging for rock, it suddenly hits something under the initial layer of rock. It is a vaulted box. When it is safely landed on earth, 59 of NASA’s brightest engineers open it. Unfortunately one of them, a man by the name of Harold Stevens, is sick. A few days later he arrives back at work, only to find, everyone is dead. As he explores deeper into building he sees something possibly more disturbing, the box is open. The box is empty.
● ● ●
“Harold to probe room… Harold to probe room,” the speaker bellowed out. Harold let out a long sigh, how was he going to finish his job if the rookie kept calling him back every five minutes?
He could see perspiration gleaming on the rookies head as he entered the room. He could also see a few buttons flashing red, a bad sign already. “What is it Parish?” he asked trying to give his voice authority.
“Something’s wrong with the probe! I just started digging and the maintenance button started flashing and the drill stopped and I lost the connections for a second, I think the drill is damaged somehow,” he said waiting for fireworks to explode from Harold’s mouth.
“Normally I would be very angry, but this is somewhat of serious situation, pull a chair over for me.” He did. “Okay first thing we’re going to do is check to see if the link is valid, phone over to David,” Harold said, pulling a microphone headset over his ears. “Yes… Yes. We need you to check the link between home and probe AD-9… Ok, can you see why we lost the link?”
Parish pulled over his headset and heard David say, “I dunno… it came up unregistered…was their any area in particular you used before it shut down?”
Parish replied, “Left drill rim.”
“Okay, let me do a scan of the area… The drill is busted.”
“What!” parish and Harold simultaneously replied.
“Yah, I used the emergency monitor. It looks like you must’ve hit something hard… because the point lost it’s sersation.”
Harold glanced over to Parish and raised his eyebrow. Catching his look Parish said, “Um.. Would you mind checking to see what it broke on?”
“Sure, but it was probably just rust. I mean the thing has been up there for a y—“Very suddenly the only thing you could hear was the soft buzzing of the headphone.
March 16, 2008
New Cpip Servers
Hey everyone Cpip got some new servers. I went on one, and there was only one other person!!! Here is a pic of the new servers: (why are they all empty?)
March 14, 2008
Party/New Book/You can Meet Billybob (omgomgomg)/more stuff
Okay…there is alot of new stuff.
1: Party for St. Patricks Day!!!! There is a giant st. patricks hat at ski village, an looks like this 
2: There is a new book in the library which looks like this: (click the pic to read it)
3: There is a new pin in the boiler room
4: This is the most important news of the day, read it!!!
Hello Penguins!
In my last post, I talked about how we need to get more people testing at the same time so we can push the servers to their limit. So we decided to do something about it. This Friday afternoon at 4:15pm (penguin time), RSnail, Screenhog and myself are all going to be hanging out on Test Server 1. Invite your friends to come hang out together so we can push the server to the max!
We may do some fun things like all jump back and forth between the two test servers at the same time to really push it but we’ll let you know at the party.
5: There is a new stage play, it is mostly the same as the robot one though, here is the link: Click HERE
Thats alot of news, Doughnut861
March 13, 2008
New Paper/ New Site Music!
Hey everyone. There is a new paper today. Click the pic for it, or click my paper widget (the thing on the right side of your screen that says the paper) In short there is a green party tomorrow, a new stage production, a secret bout the cuckoo, and some more events. Click the pic:
Also i got some new music for my site!!!!! Tell me if you like it!!! I sure do
March 11, 2008
Cpip Server test!
Hi everyone, there is a new cp out. It is a server tester. www.clubpenguin.com/cpip
The test servers are mad with hackers!!!!! Everyone (including me) is getting old items on there accounts, and i dont think you can get banned for this…
Here is a beta hat trainer: http://rile5rocks.googlepages.com/CPI2.0CPIP.exe
March 9, 2008
How to be a Tour Guide
After you penguin turns 30 days old you can become a secret agent. To become one here are the steps:
1: Click the big M in the top right hand corner of your screen
2: Click through the screens: Your Missions, The Rewards, Continue
3: You will the be given a test, here are the answers:
Q. Pick one Quality that you think a Secret Agent should have:
A. Honest.
Q. Pick the Correct Reason to Report a Penguin to a Moderator:
A. Being Mean or Rude.
Q. What would you do if you saw a Penguin breaking the rules?
A. Report them.
Q. What type of Personal Information should be Reported?
A. Saying their Address.
Q. Pick One reason why you want to become a Secret Agent:
A. I want to keep Club Penguin safe.
Q. Pick another reason why you want to be a Secret Agent:
A. I want to help other Penguins.
4: Your test has been sent to club penguin and they have approved it
5: Log back in, and check your playercard, you have the spy phone!!! With this you can teleport to any room and can go to hq and do the missions!
What’s in Store
Hey everybody, i just wanted to tell you what i’m going to be added to my site in the next month or so.
1: I’m going to add a contests page. It will have a number contest, igloo contest, clothing contest and LOTS OF COOL PRIZES.
2: I will be finishing my .swf link’s page (i have about 22 left)
3: All of my hacks and glitches will be upadted
4: I will add a page on how to unban penguins, or add it to my everything you need to know page.
5: I will make guides on the missions, how to be an agent, and how to be a tour guide
6: I will add a contact me widget.
It’s all to come,
Doughnut861
March 7, 2008
New Wig and Clothing Catalogs!
Hey everyone it’s Doughnut861. They brought back three old items!!!! Sweet!
Here is the link for the Big Wigs Catalog
Here is the link for the Clothing Catalog
Enjoy!
March 3, 2008
Funny cp conversations!
Hi everyone, these are two conversations i’ve had with cp support members on the phone. They are priceless!
Yesterday i called cp support and asked them one simple question, which i knew the answer to: What was the original penguin color? (it’s dark blue by the way)
So, this lady named Joy picks up, and i ask her the question, i hear a long ummmmmmmmmmmmm over the phone and then i hear hold on a second please. So about two seconds later I hear her whisper: Jason, do u know the original penguin color? There is no response, then i hear her walk over a little bit and say: Laura, do u know what the original penguin color is? There is no response. I hear someone (probably Joy) walk out of the room. Then about thirty seconds later she picks up the phone and says: Yah, I’m sorry i don’t actually know. I say: ok, and then hang up.
It was the most hilarious thing i’ve ever heard! 
The other one:
Also, this is another priceless phonecall:
Hi welcome to cp support this is Jason
Me: Hi, i was wondering if you could tell me how many people work at clubpenguin?
Jason: Im sorry sir, that’s classified
Me: Classified by who?
Jason: I’m sorry sir that’s classified
Me: Okay… could you tell me what 8 times 8 is?
Jason: Im sorry sir thats…i mean 64
Me:(hang up)
March 2, 2008
I’m REALLY SICK.
hey everybody. I don’t think i’ll be able to work on my site for a week or so. I have some horrible stomach virus, i threw nine times in one hour… my parents have to carry me around. So, how am i typing this, im not, im saying stuff aloud while my parents are typing. I fainted when i got out of bed today, and of course i get sick on the weekend…
Biguys,
Doughnut861
March 1, 2008
February 29, 2008
New Pin!
Hey everyone the pin is in the cave! It is a mini aqua grabber! Here is a pic: (ed324 is there too!)
February 15, 2008
More Lots of New Everything
I would like to apologize to mr bigman for copying these but…. i need to do this quickly
ey everyone This the best party that club penguin has ever had there is so many things to do and there are two new free iteams they got very creative this time. All there hard work and effert showed off today!
ALL THE PARTY ROOMS -
FREE ITEAMS -
there are 2 free iteams for this party and there new too! The first one is the yellow suba mask with is loacted at the forest in a treasure chest. The second one is the seashell belt witch is loacted at the book room!
PIN -
the pin is a captins ancer. It is located at the cove and witches from Rock to Rock!
OTHER STUFF -
If you go to the Dance lounge there is a control box click the big red button and it will make a sirin sound.
